I know I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: I would love to marry a Belgian girl one day, if she would have me, and didn’t mind the huge age difference. Girls like older men, and they like taller men: I read it in the paper this morning. It is scientific fact. And I do agree, I only fancy shorter women. I have never found a tall woman attractive, even if she is still not as tall as me. Something very sexy about short women. Curvy, short women. Another reason why I despise women in high heels. Pointless! Pointless! Where did they get this bizarre idea that it makes them look sexier, more attractive to men? The opposite is true! When strippers take off their high heels, wait for their next turn in their flat little ballet pumps, they look so much more sexy. I know what I am talking about. I am an expert.