Christ, I still haven’t had any carnal relations on this holiday. The whole point of my holidays is complete Erotic Indulgence. And this time, for reasons already elucidated, I have really done nothing. I am not having my 11am McDonald’s today—I felt that too has been dampening my mood. I need to be fuelled by alcohol only. Being a Friday, today is my best chance of seeing anybody interesting at Fifth—in particular I am thinking of that beautiful sexy-looking girl I saw briefly on Tuesday night only but not since.