It used to be a frozen world. It is not anymore. It used to be icy, and I used to be lonely, and in pain, and in despair, and I had the most exquisite erotic pleasures. Now I am happy, content, pain-free, and struggle to achieve any erotic delight whatsoever. Both because I am happy now and because the internet has wiped everywhere out. And I have turned –. A triple whammy. The way Grand Prix tyres are said to ‘fall off a cliff’ quite suddenly after 8 or 9 laps, and I think my testosterone levels did the same about two years ago—coincident with marriage and settling down and family life, or because of it?
The Stripper 